I'm usually a bit more cynical, but this one cracked me up --
yes, you too can have Hannah Montana wake up your son or daughter on the first day of school. That should get them jumping, eh?
Thankfully, my dear daughter is a bit young to have the Hannah bug, but I do have 9 nieces and have seen the power first-hand. I'm thinking perhaps we should skip the wake-up calls and go right to Hannah "do your homework" and Hannah "brush your teeth and clean your room" calls. Now *those* I'd pay big bucks for.