The more things change...
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YOU |
YOUR CHILD |
| FAVORITE CLOTHES |
Parachute Pants | Cargo pants |
| FASHION STATEMENT |
Earrings | Earbuds |
| DON’T FORGET |
Milk money | Bottled water |
| MOM SAYS DON’T EAT IT |
Paste | Trans fats |
| TRANSPORTATION TO SCHOOL |
Your legs | Mom's minivan |
| UP LATE READING |
Encyclopedia Brown | Harry Potter |
| FORGOT TO STUDY FOR |
Test | Common assessment |
| SCHOOL PROJECT |
Poster board | PowerPoint |
| NEEDS PRACTICE |
Penmanship | Keyboarding |
| RECESS | Monkey bars | Interactive Play Environment |
| LUNCH | Bologna on white bread | Turkey wrap; veggies and dip |
| AV PRESENTATION | Filmstrip | Webcast |
| FAVORITE TASK |
Clapping erasers | Cleaning the whiteboard |
| GOT IN TROUBLE FOR |
Passing notes | Texting |
| “HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?” |
“Fine.” | “Fine.” |