Why'd the Pilgrim's pants fall down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat! Nice, right?
That killed 'em at my house, though admittedly my audience of grade schoolers and below laugh at anything involving pants falling down.
Related topic: if you have a similar house to mine, then you might love some of our Thanksgiving printables (we call 'em "print-and-use tools") for keeping the kids busy and engaged this weekend. Word finds, crossword puzzles, coloring sheets -- plenty of activities for kids of all ages.Our entire print-and-use library is here.
Finally, simply, sincerely: Happy Thanksgiving! May you and your family be blessed this holiday and beyond.